Poem padkar bahut mazaa aayaa. I laughed out loud. Thanks for posting. I agree that the fun would be lost if translated. Reg. Saarang's request, I give the start: thayir saatham kidaippathillai thayir seyyavum vazhi illai local thayir pidikkavillai tamil naattu thayir marakkavillai idli saappida aasai kidaippatho hamburger saambarai ninaiththukkondu sauce saappidum nilai filter coffee manamenge instant coffe dinaminge degree coffee thedi dip tea kudikkirene...