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Dear Members

Here is one water joke

Mr. Charly, a chemistry teacher, decided to instruct his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he designed an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now, class, observe closely the worms," said the teacher first putting a worm into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and it quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail. "Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the Mr. Charly asked. Little Terry raised his hand and wisely responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"

Amirtha