[radikal]

Dear Prasad Ji

YSR coming back from the dead? This time he surely will build that church he wanted built on
the Tirumala. While Hindu Munnani, BJP and Vishva Hindu Parishad people were mired in internal
squabbles, looks like the Yama Dhootas acted in a hurry!

The Papavinashini spring and waterfalls with its healing and curing powers would have become "Lourdes of India"
- with Pamela Anderson [ wearing the skimpiest of clothing and competing with the Aghoris ] becoming the
Brand Ambassador.

TTD [ Tirumala Tirupathi Devasthanam ] would have been be rechristened (St) Thomas, (St) Teresa Deivalayam.
Luddus there replaced with that half-baked bread and Theertham with wine.

'Baywatch' would have been shot on the banks of the Pushkarani [ Theppakulam ], Tiruchanur would
have become a Las Vegas and Renigunta a Bangkok.

No, I'd rather have YSR staying dead. The idea of him coming back alive doesn't really thrill me.

Yay Yem