I hate every fat white nerd who says "Legalize it because it lowers crime" while they eat their fifth bagel and tell themselves it's okay because they're [Jewish/a New Yorker/forever alone]. THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SELLING THE DOPE, HAVING LOST THEIR INCOME STREAM THROUGH LEGALIZATION, ARE NOT GOING TO THROW DOWN THEIR MAC-10S AND GET A BACHELOR'S IN ABE LINCOLN STUDIES SO THEY CAN ARCHIVE THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS FOR 25 YEARS. THEY ARE GOING TO SHOOT YOU AND TAKE YOUR WALLET.