[S.T.D.]

buddha himself abandoned his wife and kids and spent the rest of his life sitting under a tree, avoiding responsibility and living off hand-outs. i struggle to see how this is good...or maybe I do.

i have opted out of life. i sit around a lot. weeds help me reach enlightenment nearly every night. and I've given up the idea of children (way too much responsibility ). so surely i should qualify as a guru too, just like buddha did!