1 ) you instantly deny the existence of thousands of gods of other religions , but are outraged when someone denies the existence of yours 2) you are insulted and find it silly when scientists say that human evolved from other life forms , yet you have no problem with the biblical claim that you were created by dirt 3) you laugh at polytheists , but have no problem believing in a triune god 4) your face turn purple when you heard of the " atrocities " attributed to allah , but you dont flinch when hearing on how god / jehovah slaughtered all the babies of egypt in " exodus " and ordered elimination of ethnic groups in " joshua " including woman and children . 5) you laugh at hindu beliefs that deify humans , and greek cliams about gods sleeping with woman , but you have no problem believing that the holy spirits impregnated mary , who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed . Came back to life and then ascended into the sky 6) you are willing to spend your life looking at little loopsholes in the scientifically established age of earth ( few billions years ) , but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by broznze age tribes man siting in their tents and guessing that earth is a few generation old 7) you believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs through excluding those in all rival sects will spend eternity in an infinite hell of suffering . And yet consider your religion the most " tolerant and loving " . 8) while modern science , history , geology , biology , and physics have failed to convince you otherwise , some idiot rolling around the floor speaking in " tongues " may be all the evidence you need to " prove " christianity 9) you define 0.01% as a "high success rate " when it comes to answered prayers . You consider that to be evidence that prayer works and you think that the remaining 99.99% failure was simply the will of god 10) you actucally know alot less then many atheists and agnostics do about the bible christianity , and church history but still call yourself a christian