1st - Joseph (made a cuckold and brought up the bastard, Jesus) 2nd - Mary (kana raped by God and had to give birth to Jesus despite being a virgin) 3rd - Jesus (no need to work on X'mas) 4th - Santa Claus (at least got give presents) 5th - Easter Bunny (at least got Easter eggs to collect) 6th - God (useless bum)