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**Heliosprime** · 06-09-2012, 04:38 AM

A newly Married Man and his Rules

A muscular macho man married a good-looking woman. The wedding was hardly over he told her, I want to tell you something, now listen to me very carefully and he said, “Here are my rules”:

“I will come home only whenever I want, and I want no fuss from you. I expect a super dinner every evening, but I might call you to tell you that I won’t be coming home. I’ll go hunting, fishing, play cards and drink with my friends when I want and where I want. So you can’t lose your cool. These are my rules. Do you understand them. What do you have to say?”

The newly married wife said. “Oh! That’s perfectly, OK by me. But you must know that every evening at 7.00 I would eat the super dinner I cooked. Sharp at 8.00pm I would have sex whether you are home or not”

Oh! My God!

06-09-2012, 04:38 AM	#1
Heliosprime Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 602 Senior Member	Emancipated Woman A newly Married Man and his Rules A muscular macho man married a good-looking woman. The wedding was hardly over he told her, I want to tell you something, now listen to me very carefully and he said, “Here are my rules”: “I will come home only whenever I want, and I want no fuss from you. I expect a super dinner every evening, but I might call you to tell you that I won’t be coming home. I’ll go hunting, fishing, play cards and drink with my friends when I want and where I want. So you can’t lose your cool. These are my rules. Do you understand them. What do you have to say?” The newly married wife said. “Oh! That’s perfectly, OK by me. But you must know that every evening at 7.00 I would eat the super dinner I cooked. Sharp at 8.00pm I would have sex whether you are home or not” Oh! My God!
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