[jackie Obrian]

The next:

ARGUMENT FROM MARTYRDOM

1. The apostles definitely would have willingly died for something they knew wasn't true because they were trying to overthrow governments and gain power.
2. There are martyrs outside Christendom who did the same thing.
3. Obviously those examples prove Christian martyrdom was about gaining power.
4. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

ARGUMENT FROM TINKERBELL

1. I really want God to be fake.
2. If you wish for something really hard, it'll come true.
3. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

ARGUMENT FROM LACK OF PROOF

1. You can't prove God exists!
2. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

ARGUMENT FROM ANECDOTAL EXPERIENCE (I)

1. I once experienced something I can't explain.
2. I can come up with several possible, natural explanations which do not fit the facts, but make me feel comfortable.
3. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

ARGUMENT FROM ANECDOTAL EXPERIENCE (II)

1. I have never experienced feelings of God's presence in my mind.
2. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

ARGUMENT FROM NEUROSCIENCE

1. Scientists say a portion of our brain may be responsible for mystical experiences.
2. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

ARGUMENT FROM EYEWITNESS (I)

1. You weren't there to witness the Creation/the Flood/the Exodus/the Crucifixion/the Resurrection/etc.
2. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

ARGUMENT FROM EYEWITNESS (II) (sometimes follows or combined with the previous disproof)

1. Someone wrote the Creation story in the Bible.
2. That someone obviously wasn’t an eyewitness to the described events because they are completely unbelievable (and I think there are two very different Creation accounts in Genesis 1 and 2).
3. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

ARGUMENT FROM EYEWITNESS (III)

1. No one's ever seen God.
2. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

ARGUMENT FROM HALF A WING

1. Half of a wing may be useless, but that just means evolution is real and was working properly!
2. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

ARGUMENT FROM PREFERRED ANCESTRY

1. I don't want to be created by God.
2. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

ARGUMENT FROM FOOLISHNESS

1. The bible says atheists are fools.
2. I don't like being called names.
3. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

ARGUMENT FROM FARRELL TILL

1. Farrell Till says God does not exist.
2. Therefore, God doesn't exist.

ARGUMENT FROM FARRELL TILL (II)

1. If God exists, he would strike Farrell Till dead.
2. Farrell Till is still alive.
3. Therefore, God doesn't exist.

ARGUMENT FROM PIG'S TEETH

1. Some scientists once thought a tooth was from an "ape-man."
2. Later scientists discovered it was a pig's tooth.
3. That’s how science works and it doesn’t disprove the evolution of man from "ape-men."
4. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

ARGUMENT FROM PERSECUTION

1. Someone made fun of my atheism.
2. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

ARGUMENT FROM JESUS SAID STUFF

1. Jesus said some stuff.
2. I think that a lot of the stuff he said was horrible and unloving.
3. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

ARGUMENT FROM PERCEIVED LACK OF DIFFERENCES

1. I say that the Christian God isn’t any different than the gods of other religions.
2. Therefore, the Christian God doesn’t exist.

THE ARGUMENT FROM CHRISTIAN IMMORALITY (although it could probably be adapted to just about any belief or non-belief)

1. Somewhere, someone who called himself or herself a Christian did something evil.
2. This person was probably not lying.
3. Therefore, this person was a Christian.
4. Therefore, Christians do evil things.
5. Therefore, Christians are not moral.
6. Christians believe in the Bible.
7. Therefore, the Bible is not moral.
8. The Bible is God's word. It says so.
9. Therefore, God is not moral.
10. (We are just ignoring all the nice things that Christians have done in the past and present, it's hard to trust history and the news anyway.)
11. An immoral God would be really evil.
12. Therefore, God doesn’t exist.