Thread: Tebow 3:16
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Old 01-10-2012, 01:32 AM   #17
CarmenSanches

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Got them!

http://apolyton.net/showthread.php/1...=1#post6010435

Well, until Tebow starts parting defenses like Moses did the Red Sea and beating teams like Jesus did the devil. Can you picture Tebow throwing a long TD pass to Lloyd at Arrowhead and as the ball leaves his hands, he utters, "And I heard a great voice out of the temple saying to the seven angels, Go your ways, and pour out the vials of the wrath of God upon the Chiefs."

Holy ****. Tebow ducking away from the blitz, making DE's miss and fall, and coolly reciting, "For the great day of their wrath has come, and who can stand?”

He'll truck into the endzone, bringing linebackers to their knees while shouting, "And I will punish the world for their evil and the wicked for their iniquity; and I will cause the arrogancy of the proud to cease and will lay low."

When asked by a reporter what he thinks of San Diego, "Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city"

Post-game press conference after playing Oakland, he will mount the podium and say, "Oakland is fallen, is fallen, that great city"


Holy ****. Tebow
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