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**leflyCode** · 08-01-2010, 05:07 PM

I have a funny joke for everyone, it goes something like this...

Its ww2 all over again, a us army personal manages to get into Hitlers bunker, he finds Hitler, shoots him as Hitler is pulling out his gun to shoot back. Perfect shot, right between the eyes. Man runs, gets caught about a mile from his post, gets shot, dies.
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A hour later a German general goes into Hitlers bunker to give a status report, finds him dead with a gun in his hand and a shot to his face....
*drum roll*
Hitler is declared to have committed suicide.

Everybody laughs.

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Just incase you missed the whole point of this, I told this to my history teacher during my senior year and he got really pissed off, saying the books could not be wrong.

People like that piss me off.

History is based off people's opinion on other people that THEY put down, people's opinion on themselves... that THEY wrote down, and people who have looked at history and made guesses, that THEY wrote down.

Some of history is solid, don't get me wrong, but I believe you should always have a open mind. My teacher disagreed, and argued with me in front of the class for 15 mins that I was being close minded and not the other way around. I just thought about posting this lol, it was a few months ago. One of my friends brought up the subject saying I was right.

08-01-2010, 05:07 PM	#1
leflyCode Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 357 Senior Member	"History" I have a funny joke for everyone, it goes something like this... Its ww2 all over again, a us army personal manages to get into Hitlers bunker, he finds Hitler, shoots him as Hitler is pulling out his gun to shoot back. Perfect shot, right between the eyes. Man runs, gets caught about a mile from his post, gets shot, dies. -- A hour later a German general goes into Hitlers bunker to give a status report, finds him dead with a gun in his hand and a shot to his face.... drum roll Hitler is declared to have committed suicide. Everybody laughs. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Just incase you missed the whole point of this, I told this to my history teacher during my senior year and he got really pissed off, saying the books could not be wrong. People like that piss me off. History is based off people's opinion on other people that THEY put down, people's opinion on themselves... that THEY wrote down, and people who have looked at history and made guesses, that THEY wrote down. Some of history is solid, don't get me wrong, but I believe you should always have a open mind. My teacher disagreed, and argued with me in front of the class for 15 mins that I was being close minded and not the other way around. I just thought about posting this lol, it was a few months ago. One of my friends brought up the subject saying I was right.
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