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I guess I don't have the freaky/scary dreams like other people do. I'm a big chicken at that.

My dreams are consistent. In every dream, I somehow live as the ruler of the universe where everything I want to happen, happens. I still dream of similar situations of power even today. Man, I wish I never wake up when I'm dreaming those dreams. Good times.

But I wish just once that I would dream of my girlfriend. I'm too obsessed with evil world domination.

I crave it more than sex!