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Old 08-16-2009, 10:32 PM   #31
seervezex

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Me & my family were jewish during the holocaust. We were in my home, waiting it out. My mom had to kill my cat so It wouldn't meow but the goddamn dog ran to the front door and barked and stuff. Ryan Emmons, a friend of mine, dressed up like a nazi runs upstairs. Everyone but me goes into a bunker & I run to my closet. He comes in my room, finds me, & offers me safety for the knife I was carrying. I gave it to him & he ate it.

I woke up laughing my ass off.
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