[steevyjeors]

This one man was working on a construction job, with his old squeeky wheel barrow, as he was moving about his wheel barrow went Squeek....Squeek.....Squeek.....One day his boss was passing by and heard it, and told him: "Hey you there!, you better GREASE that wheel barrow!..",Next day boss was passing by again, and heard that same wheel barrow Squeek.....Squeek.....Squeek.....So he called the man over, and said to him: I thought I told you to "grease" tha wheel barrow,..You are fired!!"..Stunned the poor guy defended himself "But I did grease it,...Now you are firing me for something that is not my fault,..is it my fault that my wheel barrow is going Squeek....Squeek.....Squeek...?"..."Oh I am not firing you `cause your wheel barrow is going Squeek.....Squeek....Squeek...., I am firing you because it`s not going Squeek, Squeek, Squeek.!"...Now moral of this story is; If your wheel barrow is old squeeky-get rid of it or it will "squeel on you".....as they say, little humor never hurts.