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**wrenjmerg** · 09-22-2012, 12:42 AM

The National Source
October 29th, 2003

Prime Minister of Thailand prepares Bangkok for an anticipated visit.

The Prime Minister of Thailand, Thaksin Shinnawatara, has assembled a special task force to prepare for the arrival of His Hines, Paul_au, crown prince of Australia, in March 2004.

Among other things, the task force has decided to declare a two day holiday during the crown prince's visit in order to ease Bangkok's congested traffic. Also on the list of things to do: persons in Bangkok with body-odor exceeding legal limits will be rounded up and sent back to their homes for showers. Any non-Thai nationals among the odor-offenders will be sent back to their respective countries for baths. In addition, all stray birds that have not been registered with Bangkok authorities will be gathered and shipped off to a bird sanctuary in another province where they will be nutered, cleaned, fed, and registered with authorities.

"We really want to make a good impression on Paul_au" says Paiboon Intarong, a member of Thakin's special task force.

09-22-2012, 12:42 AM	#26
wrenjmerg Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 579 Senior Member	The National Source October 29th, 2003 Prime Minister of Thailand prepares Bangkok for an anticipated visit. The Prime Minister of Thailand, Thaksin Shinnawatara, has assembled a special task force to prepare for the arrival of His Hines, Paul_au, crown prince of Australia, in March 2004. Among other things, the task force has decided to declare a two day holiday during the crown prince's visit in order to ease Bangkok's congested traffic. Also on the list of things to do: persons in Bangkok with body-odor exceeding legal limits will be rounded up and sent back to their homes for showers. Any non-Thai nationals among the odor-offenders will be sent back to their respective countries for baths. In addition, all stray birds that have not been registered with Bangkok authorities will be gathered and shipped off to a bird sanctuary in another province where they will be nutered, cleaned, fed, and registered with authorities. "We really want to make a good impression on Paul_au" says Paiboon Intarong, a member of Thakin's special task force.
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