[jisee]

hey guys, I promised to be nicer to PUD, (I did Dinkum and Ferret) so this is what I'm gonna do.

Since my multimillionaire royal friend is so excited about his trip to Thailand and Singapore (just imagine how paupers would feel given a chance to travel) I'll get on the phone with LKY and Thaksin, ( both of whom I know very well), to personally entertain P_au on arrival. I'd also persuade "our Singapore pals" to entertain PUD with their wives or girlfriends. ( They've agreed to let him have as many affairs as he can handle....after all it's only S.x )

On p_au's return to Australia, both John Howard and Latham will be at the airport to greet him and we'll organise the aboringal community to form a welcome home committee to make up for the past misunderstanding they had with him.

To top it up, I'll nominate PUD to receive the next Officer of the Order of Australia medal as well.

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we will leave that with you LaFarge.