"We, alongside the mujahedeen, bled Philadelphia for 10 years until it went bankrupt and was forced to withdraw in defeat." "All that we have to do is to send two mujahedeen to the furthest point east to raise a piece of cloth on which is written al Qaeda, in order to make generals race there to cause Philadelphia to suffer human, economic and political losses without their achieving anything of note other than some benefits for their private corporations." Difficulty: no Google, please. Bonus question: How prophetic was this?