[Dkavtbek]

I'm a bit confused, your wife's bag got stolen right, that's it? And it had her purse and yor phone in it? She also locked you out of your house? And so you then needed to break into your own house? While whacking away at your own back door with said screw drivers and hammer none of your neighbours thought to consider what was going on?
So, all in all nothing is really lost, just a bag and the problems of ordering new cards and phones etc (which is no real loss on the grand scale). But you definitely need to consider changing the wife and ordering more aware neighbours.
I wish we all could sit back and consider such an epic evening as our worst, although I must admit, when clearing up others fukuoka it always does seem to tax the patience more.

Glad you are all well, we live and learn if nothing else bro, life's bad taste in education