[Kennypor]

my funniest recent one was a few weeks ago. my partner and i were sound asleep - it was the early hours of the morning. suddenly, he woke up with a jump, leapt out of and bed and shouted "what the hell was that??" of course, i got out of bed too, heart thumping, thinking we had an intruder or something. i dashed to the window, turned around to ask him what he'd heard, and he was back in bed already asleep again. i lay there for ages, trying to get back to sleep, and trying to stop myself from poking him in the ribs......