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**jyhugikuhih** · 06-03-2006, 11:44 AM

AHEM......lol

Top signs that you are addicted to the Internet:

* Your opening line when meeting people is, "So what's your
home page address?"

* Your best friend is someone you've never met.

* You see a beautiful sunset, and you half expect to see
"Enhanced for Netscape 1.1" on one of the clouds.

* You are overcome with disbelief, anger and finally
depressed when you encounter a Web page with no links.

* You feel driven to consult the "Cool Page of the Day" on
your wedding day.

* You are driving on a dark and rainy night when you hydro-
plane on a puddle, sending your car careening toward the
flimsy guard rail that separates you from the precipice of a
rocky cliff and certain death. You look for the "Back"
button.

* You visit "The Really Big Button that Doesn't Do Anything"
again and again and again.

* Your dog has his own Web page

* So does your hamster.

* When you read a magazine, you have an irresistible urge to
click on the underlined passages.

06-03-2006, 11:44 AM	#5
jyhugikuhih Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 452 Senior Member	AHEM......lol Top signs that you are addicted to the Internet: * Your opening line when meeting people is, "So what's your home page address?" * Your best friend is someone you've never met. * You see a beautiful sunset, and you half expect to see "Enhanced for Netscape 1.1" on one of the clouds. * You are overcome with disbelief, anger and finally depressed when you encounter a Web page with no links. * You feel driven to consult the "Cool Page of the Day" on your wedding day. * You are driving on a dark and rainy night when you hydro- plane on a puddle, sending your car careening toward the flimsy guard rail that separates you from the precipice of a rocky cliff and certain death. You look for the "Back" button. * You visit "The Really Big Button that Doesn't Do Anything" again and again and again. * Your dog has his own Web page * So does your hamster. * When you read a magazine, you have an irresistible urge to click on the underlined passages.
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