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DOG AND CAT CHARACTERISTICS

Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you
when
they are good and ready.

Dogs look much better at the end of a leash.

Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your

life.

Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly

sneak out the back door.

Dogs will ing you your slippers or the evening newspaper. Cats might
ing
you a dead mouse.

Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon. Cats will take a
three-hour
nap.

Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you. Cats have to have their own
private box or they will not go at all.

Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home from work.
Cats
will be mad that you went to work at all.

Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command. Cats will smirk and walk
away.

Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk. Cats will yawn
and
close their eyes.

Dogs will give you unconditional love forever. Cats will make you pay
for
every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born