[orillaVar]

"TWELVE STEP INTERNET RECOVERY PROGRAM"
1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I
used to, before the Internet.
2) I will eat eakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
3) I will get dressed before noon.
4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan
dinner before even thinking of the Internet.
5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and
family that are Internet-deprived.
6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Internet.
7) I will read a book . If I still remember how.
(note-I love to read & have discovered some of my fav authors come in
e-book--whew I still get my net with my books)
8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to
turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Internet.
9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.
10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.
11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my
checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet.
12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime ...
And the Internet will always be there tomorrow!