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**Loovikeillilen** · 05-17-2010, 11:29 PM

Thanks all!

You know what they say, by the way! The A students become professors and make 100,000 dollars, the B students become judges and make 50,000 dollars, and the C students become lawyers and make 1 million dollars

Or however the joke goes.

I think it ends with the D student being in Congress or some-odd thing.

what form of law are you going to practice?

ambulance chasing or defending OJ Simpson?

I'd rather munch on broken glass before spending my life wresting money from rich ******* X for rich ******* Y, so ideally I'm leaning criminal prosecution or investigation. That being said, in this job market I'd gladly be a hired gun for Satan if it pays the bills, and I haven't even knocked anyone up yet.

What law school? I went to Georgetown Law and graduated with honors so I am not sure how you can top that? Wiglaf

Ralph's Indoor Waterpark College of Law, thanks a lot captain buzzkill...

Oh hell, another one.

You're right, the last thing we need is another goddamned doctor.

When do you take the bar exam?

End of July, then it's off to the poorhouse for good.

I was going to be a lawyer... but I couldn't pass the bar

I hope you're being facetious, because from the glimpses I've seen the bar is a goddamned joke that 99% of students from my state's top school pass and 93% from its bottom school pass. I honestly walked into the "practice" exam this morning hung over from about a dozen shots the night before, on 4 hours of sleep, with no breakfast, and still got 72% of the questions right by accident. After three years these things just settle into gut instinct.

05-17-2010, 11:29 PM	#12
Loovikeillilen Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 459 Senior Member	Thanks all! You know what they say, by the way! The A students become professors and make 100,000 dollars, the B students become judges and make 50,000 dollars, and the C students become lawyers and make 1 million dollars Or however the joke goes. I think it ends with the D student being in Congress or some-odd thing. what form of law are you going to practice? ambulance chasing or defending OJ Simpson? I'd rather munch on broken glass before spending my life wresting money from rich ***** X for rich ***** Y, so ideally I'm leaning criminal prosecution or investigation. That being said, in this job market I'd gladly be a hired gun for Satan if it pays the bills, and I haven't even knocked anyone up yet. What law school? I went to Georgetown Law and graduated with honors so I am not sure how you can top that? Wiglaf Ralph's Indoor Waterpark College of Law, thanks a lot captain buzzkill... Oh hell, another one. You're right, the last thing we need is another goddamned doctor. When do you take the bar exam? End of July, then it's off to the poorhouse for good. I was going to be a lawyer... but I couldn't pass the bar I hope you're being facetious, because from the glimpses I've seen the bar is a goddamned joke that 99% of students from my state's top school pass and 93% from its bottom school pass. I honestly walked into the "practice" exam this morning hung over from about a dozen shots the night before, on 4 hours of sleep, with no breakfast, and still got 72% of the questions right by accident. After three years these things just settle into gut instinct.
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