[Esmeralfaf]

I think all of that is true. I think they definitely are following me. I think I need that cow management software. I also snicker when I drive by McDonalds.

When we had goats (that was a big fiasco) we fenced in our property so the neighbors cows couldn't come up to our fence anymore (it's really confusing and I can't explain better than that), but before that I really enjoyed scaring the cows and making them run away. Payback, I guess. Or maybe I'm as evil as they are.