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Old 11-08-2009, 04:05 AM   #1
excholza

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Default Just Like A Woman
Ray & Bubba were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Ray shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a woman! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"

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Bubba and Ray are currently working for the Ontario Government in Toronto as advisors to Premier Dalton McGuinty.
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