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**Roferurse** · 06-23-2006, 08:00 AM

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Sexyredhead to seadove:
But just as you would have no respect for someone who was only nice to you when they needed something or where in a jam, God has no respect, even though He does love all of His creations. And just like lying or any other sin, the way to make up for this is to to do as He asks, repent and worship Him even in good times, and to appreciate the gifts He gives.

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seadove to sexyredhead:
Phew.

Well we\'re both saying the same thing I guess.

Maybe I\'d better go to the synagogue this saturday to repent for MY sins, just in case I sinned.

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Well in reference to our a/m yesterday\'s most valued inter-feedbacks, and what do you know? I decided not to wait until saturday to go to the synagogue.So early evening I sneaked in the local temple,no one was there, I selected a seat and started praying.

Suddenly I heard something \"Psssst!\".

I was startled.I looked left and I looked right but there was nobody there.So I continued to pray.Then it came again,\"Psst up there!\", I looked up and I saw light, and there was a man dressed in white smiling at me.I got scared sh*t, but he calmed me, saying that he was the angel Gabrielle.He goes,\"What are you doing here?\"

I said \" I came for repentance, maybe I have doing a couple of woppers.\"

He said \"Would you like to tell me about it?\".I grasped the opportunity being that he\'s so close to G-d, maybe I\'d shorten my agony and all that.So I told him EVERYTHING.

Suddenly, but really suddenly, he burst out laughing,\"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ..........\" for a whole minute.From laughter tears rolled from his eyes and he was wiping his tears but he continued to giggle,\"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ......\"

I told him \"Stop that! Why are you laughing at me? Be serious!!\", but no, he fell on the ground and, clutching his stomach he continued, \"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ......\"

\"Stop that!\" I told him, \"I\'m telling you some serious stuff and you\'re laughing at me?\"

He took a grip at himself, stood up and said \"I think I\'ll have to tell you something....\" and still there were some giggles, Gabrielle still did not control himself.

Suddenly a thunderous voice echoed from behind him.\"OH, TELL HIM DAMN IT!!\"

Gabrielle straightened himself, took complete control and said,\"It seems that there was a mistake in our allocations for you.According to our books you were supposed to be a comedian.\"

And then all three of us fell on the floor laughing our as*es off for the next 5 minutes.

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06-23-2006, 08:00 AM	#21
Roferurse Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 362 Senior Member	Quote: Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sexyredhead to seadove: But just as you would have no respect for someone who was only nice to you when they needed something or where in a jam, God has no respect, even though He does love all of His creations. And just like lying or any other sin, the way to make up for this is to to do as He asks, repent and worship Him even in good times, and to appreciate the gifts He gives. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- seadove to sexyredhead: Phew. Well we\'re both saying the same thing I guess. Maybe I\'d better go to the synagogue this saturday to repent for MY sins, just in case I sinned. <font class=\"post\"> Well in reference to our a/m yesterday\'s most valued inter-feedbacks, and what do you know? I decided not to wait until saturday to go to the synagogue.So early evening I sneaked in the local temple,no one was there, I selected a seat and started praying. Suddenly I heard something \"Psssst!\". I was startled.I looked left and I looked right but there was nobody there.So I continued to pray.Then it came again,\"Psst up there!\", I looked up and I saw light, and there was a man dressed in white smiling at me.I got scared sht, but he calmed me, saying that he was the angel Gabrielle.He goes,\"What are you doing here?\" I said \" I came for repentance, maybe I have doing a couple of woppers.\" He said \"Would you like to tell me about it?\".I grasped the opportunity being that he\'s so close to G-d, maybe I\'d shorten my agony and all that.So I told him EVERYTHING. Suddenly, but really suddenly, he burst out laughing,\"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ..........\" for a whole minute.From laughter tears rolled from his eyes and he was wiping his tears but he continued to giggle,\"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ......\" I told him \"Stop that! Why are you laughing at me? Be serious!!\", but no, he fell on the ground and, clutching his stomach he continued, \"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ......\" \"Stop that!\" I told him, \"I\'m telling you some serious stuff and you\'re laughing at me?\" He took a grip at himself, stood up and said \"I think I\'ll have to tell you something....\" and still there were some giggles, Gabrielle still did not control himself. Suddenly a thunderous voice echoed from behind him.\"OH, TELL HIM DAMN IT!!\" Gabrielle straightened himself, took complete control and said,\"It seems that there was a mistake in our allocations for you.According to our books you were supposed to be a comedian.\" And then all three of us fell on the floor laughing our ases off for the next 5 minutes. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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