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Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments.

PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.

After a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot.

Men who slept around would come with records, just like guys keep maintenance records on cars.

Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets.

Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds.

Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime.

Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit.

All toilet seats would be nailed down.

Men would have to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures.

Men would be required to learn phrases like \"I\'m sorry\", \"I love you\", \"You\'re beautiful\", \"Of course you don\'t look fat in that outfit\".

Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly.

Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.

During mid-life crisis, men would get hot flashes and women would date 19-year-olds.

Men would get reputations for sleeping around.

Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.

Annual swimsuit issues in major magazines would feature scantily clad male models.

Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car.

Little girls would read \"Snow White and the Seven Hunks.\"

Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking!