[Izzy]

\"I wonder what the woman will feel when he tells her\"Not tonight dear, I have a headache.\"

Dove/Ladies!! You\'ve got to be smooth about it! Here\'s what\'cha do! When you really want some...walk in the house, wait til she\'s/he\'a looking, and through her/him some aspirin. Should she/he make the mistake and say, \"What\'s this for, I don\'t have a headache.\" You\'re in!! And because you didn\'t walk in and ask for it, or (for men only, unless your hooded coward is at least 3 inches long, and if so...you\'ve got him!) a certain area of your pants is not sticking out near the zipper...you\'ve got her! [img]/ubbthreads/images/styles/World/icons/smile.gif[/img] If you\'re pants is sticking out...just say, \"That\'s not a boner darling...I just used too much starch!\" [img]/ubbthreads/images/styles/World/icons/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/styles/World/icons/wink.gif[/img]