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-“Polibromas” pg.2 of “El Nacional” mentions that a rich Dominican daddy bought a $US250,000 2004 Lamborghini Murcielago for his son, but his fat son did not fit in the cozy cockpit. He resold the Lambo for $US377,000 to another rich daddy. I have one better…Frank Troncoso, the Agua Alaska mineral water guru, bought 4(four) yellow 2004 Gallardo Lambos and before they arrived he sold 3 to his friends and kept one!!
-If Public Works Minister Miguel Vargas Maldonado had not spent the money for the construction of the new pedestrian bridge at the Maximo Gomez and 27 de Febrero Avenues’ intersections(a future white elephant that looks good) he could have rebuilt the ready-to-collapse Duarte Bridge. Problem is Hipolito cannot inaugurate a bridge that was built 50 years ago, while the pedestrian walk is ready for ribbon cutting within a week to 10 days for his reelection inauguration marathon. Attaboy Miguel!!!
-If by the same token, Maldonado doesn’t paint the car lanes on Las Americas highway soon we may end up with cars turning into amphibious machines as they fall off the Caribbean sea cliffs on this most dangerous highway.
-At last someone has the courage to say so..Constitutionalist Frogmen commander Montes Arache recently stated that “hero” Colonel Francisco Caamaño Deño was not prepared, capable or intellectually fit to lead our nation if he had succeeded with the 1965 April Revolution. I have been saying this for years only to be insulted and scorned by revisionists of our history. Colonel Caamaño was nothing more than another Hipolito in uniform. No sooner I heard his famous April 25, 1965 speech I knew we were in the hands of an inept rock ages cowboy. This speech is perhaps the worst ever in our history, where his main theme of unity could philosophically fit in the empty space of an atom. Caamaño did not even have the sense to wear a t-shirt under his sweaty uniform and arms pits and looked like a pig honking and babbling run-on sentences and idiocies. Montes Arache was his second in command and could have been a better leader. Hipolito picked up his cowboy hat from Caamaño and dreams of being another pig. He is.
-On the eve of the April 1965 Revolution anniversary, can you imagine what would have been of us if LBJ did not have the vision to stop this fake rebellion? Just look at the leadership: Col. Caamaño a former swat team commander who manslaughtered, tortured and oppressed our university students for years; General Lachapelle, a lowly lieutenant from my old neighborhood who was better known for chasing girls than becoming one of our “prominent” military historians. Lachapelle knows as much history as I know atomic energy; Hector Aristy, the legal mastermind under Caamaño, a bohemian who today is one of Hippo’s advance reelectionists and new-rich; Rafael”Fafa”Taveras, a revolutionary who turns your stomach as the most Pro-Hippo lambon in history; Jose Francisco Peña Gomez, a Haitian born voodoo lover who aspired to become president to reward Haitians by turning back our independence to that non-nation’s orangutans. I could go on and on. Thank god for LBJ. This was another USA Grenada-type victory.
-Another one of our 200 generals has been appointed to supervise the distribution of fuel in DR and be sure we don’t get shafted at the pumps. I rather have the gas stations’ attendants supervising this operation than one of our corrupt Hippo generals, who may end up collecting “taxes” for his reelection campaign.
-We may be facing the equivalent of “nuclear winter” if and when a hurricane touches the Samana coast and we end up with flying ashes all over the island from the “rockash” dumped by Trans-Dominicana de Desarrollo and our own environmental agency.
TW