Oh c'mon we all knew you had a big ol' soft spot for Andy.
Think you might be waiting a while for all of that. Can't you just go with Milos as a long term relationship with the promise of future success, and take Gulbis on the side for all your dirty little needs and desires? Monogamy isn't for everyone.
"The Complex Sportsman" is, I think, the best way to describe Andy. Love him or hate him, he effortlessly held our attention. And I really liked the fact that he was/is so super smart. It gave him an awareness that so many athletes lack. Also, thanks for making your retirement so classy Andy. I hate these long, idiotic retirement tours. I remember Navratilova taking forever to retire from singles, only to hang around endlessly in doubles and mixed doubles for years to come. I think it will be only a matter of time before we see Andy in the broadcast booth, and that will bring pleasures of its own. If I were Darren Cahill, I would be very worried right about now.