[Yessaniloas]

Humor for your day (republicans in the group may wish to delete before reading on) --

> Sing a Song of Iraq
>
> Sung to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands..."
>
> If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
> If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
> If the terrorists are frisky,
> Pakistan is looking shifty,
> North Korea's getting risky,
> Bomb Iraq.
>
> If our allies fail to join us, bomb Iraq.
> If we're sure someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
> Awww, the hell with the inspections,
> Let's look tough for the elections,
> Close your mind; just take directions,
> Bomb Iraq.
>
> It's "pre-emptive non-aggression," bomb Iraq.
> Let's "prevent this mass destruction," bomb Iraq.
> They've got weapons we can't see,
> And that's good enough for me,
> 'Cause it's all the proof I need.
> Bomb Iraq.
>
> If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
> If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
> If you think Saddam's gone mad,
> With the weapons that he had,
> (and he tried to kill your dad!),
> Bomb Iraq.
>
> When our corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
> If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
> If your politics are sleazy,
> And the hiding's not that easy,
> And your manhood's getting queasy,
> Bomb Iraq.
>
> Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
> We'll just overlook all borders, bomb Iraq.
> Disagree? We'll call it treason,
> It is war not love this season,
> So it lacks both rhyme and reason,
> Bomb Iraq.