[annouhMus]

Real need to sort their defence out, that's what cost them last season. Anyway, a new song...

To the tune of Hokey Kokey

'You put your transfer in, your transfer out, in out, in out you fuck your club about. You do the Christiano and you change your mind, thats what's its all about.

Oooh Ronaldo is a wanker, ohhh Ronaldo is a wanker, oohhh Ronaldo is a wanker, knees bent, arms stretch dive dive dive