FROM: The Office of the President TO: (general distribution list) RE: New Hire Attention Minions- Please welcome the newest member of out team, Rob. He'll be serving in the capacity of Zamboni driver. Rob brings many attributes to this job, chief among them are the ability to drive in circles and not throw up and a ruthlessness bordering on the psychopathic when it comes to gaining an advantage; fair, unfair or immoral; for our team. Rob will be assuming his duties as soon as he can post bail. Let's try to make him feel welcome... just never make direct eye contact. Supremely Yours, Sam President Multiple Scorgasms