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Cheryl's Girls: I still love Cher, and her performance was pretty good. Treyc knocked it out of the park - brilliant performance of a tired old song. I like Rebecca but her performance was a bit weak. And ugh, Katie can get to fuck - I thought I might have to eat my words as she managed the first verse reasonably well but it went rapidly downhill.

Dannii's Boys: Having hated extensively on Aiden previously (Gold Digga was excruciatingly embarrassing, This Year's Love was off-key) I was pleasantly surpised by his performance. I think Nicolo will be going home - he sings very well when given the right material, but Just Dance was a bad choice. I really like Matt, but his performance could have been better. Paije was great.

Louis' Over-28s: Tesco Mary was good. John struggled to bring anything of interest to the world's naffest song. Storm Lee and Wagner were twin puddles of hot mess, but entertaining hot mess.

Simon's Groups: Wand Erection are blatantly going to win, and I'm happy with that. I liked Belle Amis at their judges' houses audition, but they blotted their copybook with fucking Airplanes. Same goes for FYD. Ugh, Diva Fever.