[Nemerov]

Belle Amis are fucking awful. Wand Erection are too. Both are all over the place and quite obviously slapped together, and I could root for them, but I probably won't. Diva Fever - what does the lesser Diva do other than prance about? FYD - horrid song choice.

Tesco Mary is good, but she's not X Factor winner material. She'd be Lady Brookstein. John is a non-entity, but that's not his fault - I don't remember seeing him before the judge's houses. Storm Lee is GR8. Wagner's segue into Love Shack was amazing.

Aiden is shit, self-indulgent, awkward, annoying, and he performs like a fucking serial killer. But Mad World worked for him, in a weird, unhinged sort of way. It was odd to see a performance like that on X Factor, because vocally it sounded like it needed to have silly experimental production and Pitchfork raving about how it opens up some new genre like killerwave or whatever. Nicolo is likeable in a weird way, but yeah, he couldn't really manage with Just Dance (still amazing, mind). I like Matt, but his whiny little bitch schtick will get old fast and his hats are awful. Paije is my favourite, though his '80s rapper costuming was bizarre (but good).

I hate Cher, but I'm coming around. Her performance was amazing. Properly amazing! Teryc was great vocally, but I'd stopped caring about anything by that point, it had gone on so long. Katie is a heinous cunt and that performance/costuming was the height of trying too hard. I forget which one Rebecca even is. Oh! The Scouser. Yeah, she's okay.

Geordie Joe continues to be lovely. I love Ursher but I'm worried about him. Yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!...yyyeah!