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**tilmprarnerit** · 07-29-2010, 03:37 PM

MURRAY FIRES RACKET

ANDY Murray has announced that he will no longer be using a racket during tennis matches.

The racket did not see eye to eye with the British number one's scary mother

The world number four fired his long-standing racket amid speculation that he is ridding himself of all tennis-related objects and will contest the US Open buck naked.

Tennisologist, Wayne Hayes, said: "Andy has always had a difficult relationship with every other particle of matter in the universe.

"Coaches have previously been able to harness this misomania by getting him to visualise the ball as being everything in the world that isn't him, resulting in a thunderous serve of pure existential disgust.

Continues: http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/...-201007292957/

07-29-2010, 03:37 PM	#24
tilmprarnerit Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 501 Senior Member	MURRAY FIRES RACKET ANDY Murray has announced that he will no longer be using a racket during tennis matches. The racket did not see eye to eye with the British number one's scary mother The world number four fired his long-standing racket amid speculation that he is ridding himself of all tennis-related objects and will contest the US Open buck naked. Tennisologist, Wayne Hayes, said: "Andy has always had a difficult relationship with every other particle of matter in the universe. "Coaches have previously been able to harness this misomania by getting him to visualise the ball as being everything in the world that isn't him, resulting in a thunderous serve of pure existential disgust. Continues: http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/...-201007292957/
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