This one still makes me laugh. I hope Patty Schnyder never retires. Between hiding the ball and the handshake, it doesn't get a whole lot better. Schnyder/Martinez Charleston 2004 Afterwards, Patty had this to say: "I just wanted to look at her. I just wanted to stare into her eyes and say what I wanted to say to her," Schnyder said. "So I have to have the hand before, and then I took it away."