97%: Nadal wins, insists Federer is still the greatest. 1%: Swine flu outbreak, vomiting Nadal def. Federer in monogrammed SARS mask in straights. 1%: Williams sisters enter men's singles as a team, Nadal def. Williams/Williams in straights. 1%: Obama brings forth apocolypse, Nadal def. Pale Horseman in 4.