Somehow this nightmare scenario goes through my head. The Aussies go to Chenai, and play a tough series against India. During the three days the crowd cheers both squads equally and behave in a manner that would make the British House of Lords look like a bunch of drunken hooligans. They are rewarded with a thrilling five rubber series, won by Australia gallantly 9-7 on the fifth set of the last match. The crowd applauds both teams, and everybody congratulates each other for a beautiful series. Then the Aussies decide to celebrate with a Barbecue and all hell breaks loose. (And Sania waits on them wearing a mini skirt)