Oh JUST STOP! We all know full well that Venus Williams will NEVER win Melbourne. It would be like asking Mel Gibson to dance in a thong in a gay bar. It ain't NEVER gonna happen. So let's just stop talking about it as if it's some faint possibility! Because it gets those of us who are already on the edge of psychosis wondering about "What if?'s", which is too taxing on the nerves... And the disappointment is crushing... Personally, the disappointment makes me want to hit small children and little old ladies... And that's just not nice. So please... Everyone... Exercise some restraint for those of us who are nutty, feeble-minded, prone to imagination, and complete and utter hardcore Venuts! We already have a tough enough time as it is...