[SHpuntik]

Howdy all

As a newbie to the site, I've created this survey in order to get to know the tennis likes and dislikes of the other TATers. I like to know ahead of time who I will delight and who I will offend when I write scathing commentary about people's favorite players.

Please fill in the blanks with the appropriate ATP or WTA tour player in the statements below.

LIKES

I will cut you if you talk smack about _____________.

_____________ has the best forehand in the biz.

____________'s backhand mechanics are so beautiful, I am reduced to tears when watching them play.

____________ sure has a wicked serve.

I model my own tennis game after ______________.

______________ is the best player to never win a Slam--YET.

My favorite obscure player is _____________.

DISLIKES

If you're talking smack about ______________, make sure I know about it so I can join in!

_____________ is the whiniest player on either tour.

_____________ has the ugliest game in the known tennis world.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....where I am I? I must have dozed off, as I was watching ________________ play.

_____________'s pre-serve ritual is irritating and distracting.

___________________ bugs me for no particular reason.


LUSTS

If I were playing strip poker with three tennis players of my choice, they would be _______________, _________________, and ________________.

However, I would gouge out my eyes if I saw _______________ naked.

I would consider going gay/straight for ________________.

MISCELLANY

If I were in the club getting crunk with tennis players, my posse would consist of ________________, _________________, and ______________.

______________ would make the best conversationalist.

________________ is the player most like to end up in prison, while ________________ may one day end up in an insane asylum.