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LIKES

I will cut you if you talk smack about Kim Clijsters.

Federer has the best forehand in the biz.

Henin's backhand mechanics are so beautiful, I am reduced to tears when watching them play.

Serena sure has a wicked serve.

I model my own tennis game after ______________.

Jelena Jankovic is the best player to never win a Slam--YET.

My favorite obscure player is Oprandi.

DISLIKES

I've you're talking smack about ______________, make sure I know about it so I can join in!

Andy Murray is the whiniest player on either tour.

Ivo Karlovic has the ugliest game in the known tennis world.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....where I am I? I must have dozed off, as I was watching Maria Sharapova play.

Nadals pre-serve ritual is irritating and distracting.

Nadal bugs me for no particular reason.


LUSTS

If I were playing strip poker with three tennis players of my choice, they would be Andy Roddick, Marat Safin, and Lleyton Hewitt.

However, I would gouge out my eyes if I saw Rafa Nadal naked.

I would consider going gay/straight for Ana Ivanovic.

MISCELLANY

If I were in the club getting drunk with tennis player, my posse would consist of Marat ('cos he would have the best stories), Kim Clijsters (I'd say she would be great craic), and Andy Roddick (again, a great laugh).

Tim Henman would make the best conversationalist.

Marat Safin is the player most like to end up in prison, while Patty Schnyder may one day end up in an insane asylum.