[SHpuntik]

LIKES

I will cut you if you talk smack about Venus Williams.

Serena Williams has the best forehand in the biz.

Roger Federer's backhand mechanics are so beautiful, I am reduced to tears when watching them play.

Andy Roddick sure has a wicked serve.

I model my own tennis game after Andy Roddick. I like cheap points off big serves and making backhand errors. I'm better at the net than he is, though.

Novak Djokovic is the best player to never win a Slam--YET.

My favorite obscure player is Napaporn Tongsalee.

DISLIKES

I've you're talking smack about Justine Henin, make sure I know about it so I can join in!

Andy Murray is the whiniest player on either tour.

Maria Sharapova has the ugliest game in the known tennis world.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....where I am I? I must have dozed off, as I was watching Lleyton Hewitt play.

Mary Pierce's pre-serve ritual is irritating and distracting.

Anna Chakvetadze bugs me for no particular reason.


LUSTS

If I were playing strip poker with three tennis players of my choice, they would be Frank Dancevic, Amer Delic, and Fillippo Volandri.

However, I would gouge out my eyes if I saw David Nalbandian naked.

I would consider going straight for Jelena Jankovic.

MISCELLANY

If I were in the club getting crunk with tennis player, my posse would consist of Serena Williams, Bob/Mike Bryan, and Marat Safin.

Kim Clijsters would make the best conversationalist.

Nikolay Davydenko is the player most like to end up in prison, while Jelena Dokic may one day end up in an insane asylum.