[Gastonleruanich]

Great idea!!!!

LIKES

I will cut you into tiny little bits with a razor blade if you talk smack about Venus Williams.

Richard Gasquet's backhand mechanics are so beautiful, I am reduced to tears when watching them play.

Nicole Vaidisova sure has a wicked out-wide serve. But Ana Ivanovic's all-around serve is awesome and may be the best in the WTA now.

I model my own tennis game after Elizabeth Shue.

Jelena Jankovic and Novak Djokovic are the best players to never win a Slam--YET.

My favorite obscure player is Kveta Hrdlickova Peschke. Please hurry up and get a divorce so we can go back to the sexy Hrdlickova name...

DISLIKES

I've you're talking smack about Mary Carillo or Paulina Rubio, make sure I know about it so I can join in!

Anyone named Andy is the whiniest player on either tour.

Ivo Karlovic has the ugliest game in the known tennis world.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....where I am I? I must have dozed off, as I was watching the Amanda Coetzer/Conchita Martinez Moonball Competition.

Rafael Nadal's pre-serve, buttpicking ritual is irritating and distracting.

Yuri Sharapov bugs me because of his very existence.


LUSTS

If I were playing strip poker with three tennis players of my choice, they would be Serena Williams, Tamira Paszek, and Mary Pierce.

However, I would gouge out my eyes if I saw Justine Henin or Marion Bartoli naked.

I would consider going gay if Mary Carillo was the last woman on Earth.

MISCELLANY

If I were in the club getting drunk with tennis player, my posse would consist of Pat Rafter, Marat Safin, and Dmity Tursunov.

Jelena Jankovic would make the best conversationalist.

Katerina Bohmova is the player most like to end up in prison, while Nicolas Kiefer may one day end up in an insane asylum.