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Cool survey, JT. You're in Seattle too, huh. Do you play a lot? I may have seen you around.

LIKES

I will cut you if you talk smack about SERENA WILLIAMS

ROGER FEDERER has the best forehand in the biz.

DAVID NALBANDIAN's backhand mechanics are so beautiful, I am reduced to tears when watching them play.

IVO KARLOVIC sure has a wicked serve.

I model my own tennis game after GUILLERMO CANAS.

DAVID NALBANDIAN is the best player to never win a Slam--YET.

My favorite obscure player is CECIL MAMIIT

DISLIKES

I've you're talking smack about MARIA SHARAPOVA, make sure I know about it so I can join in!

KIM CLIJSTERS is the whiniest player on either tour.

MARIA SHARAPOVA has the ugliest game in the known tennis world.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....where I am I? I must have dozed off, as I was watching NIKOLAY DAVYDENKO play.

MARY PIERCE's pre-serve ritual is irritating and distracting.

IVAN LJUBICIC bugs me for no particular reason.


LUSTS

If I were playing strip poker with three tennis players of my choice, they would be SERENA WILLIAMS, JAMES BLAKE and HICHAM ARAZI.

However, I would gouge out my eyes if I saw MARIA SHARAPOVA naked.

I would consider going straight for SERENA.

MISCELLANY

If I were in the club getting crunk with tennis player, my posse would consist of SERENA, VENUS and ORACENE.

MARY CARILLO would make the best conversationalist.

LLEYTON HEWITT is the player most like to end up in prison, while NADIA PETROVA may one day end up in an insane asylum.