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**tweriaroats** · 08-06-2007, 08:34 PM

Howdy all

As a newbie to the site, I've created this survey in order to get to know the tennis likes and dislikes of the other TATers. I like to know ahead of time who I will delight and who I will offend when I write scathing commentary about people's favorite players.

Please fill in the blanks with the appropriate ATP or WTA tour player in the statements below.

LIKES

I will cut you if you talk smack about Nicole Vaidisova and her attitude!

Serena Williams has the best forehand in the biz.

Lindsay Davenport's backhand mechanics are so beautiful, I am reduced to tears when watching them play.

Venus Williams on grass sure has a wicked serve.

I model my own tennis game after Ana Ivanovic

Ana Ivanovic & Novak Djokovic are the best players to never win a Slam--YET.

My favorite obscure player is Elena Dementieva and her crazy serve!

DISLIKES

I've you're talking smack about Maria Sharapova, make sure I know about it so I can join in!

Andy Murray is the whiniest player on either tour.

Francesca Schiavone and Jan Michael Gambill have the ugliest games in the known tennis world.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....where I am I? I must have dozed off, as I was watching any men's match in a best 3 of 5 match play.

Maria Sharapova & Rafa's pre-serve rituals are irritating and distracting.

Amelie Mauresmo bugs me for no particular reason.

LUSTS

If I were playing strip poker with three tennis players of my choice, they would be Andy Roddick, Novak Djokovic and Marat Safin! YUMMM!

However, I would gouge out my eyes if I saw Tsvetana Pironkova naked.

I would consider going gay/straight for... well, I don't think I could bring myself to do this one! lol, if I had to pick, it would be Kournikova

MISCELLANY

If I were in the club getting crunk with tennis player, my posse would consist of Serena Williams, Tatiana Golovin, & Ana Ivanovic

Andy Roddick would make the best conversationalist cuz he always has the best press conferences!

Andy Murray is the player most like to end up in prison, while Wacky Patty may one day end up in an insane asylum.

08-06-2007, 08:34 PM	#23
tweriaroats Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 368 Senior Member	Howdy all As a newbie to the site, I've created this survey in order to get to know the tennis likes and dislikes of the other TATers. I like to know ahead of time who I will delight and who I will offend when I write scathing commentary about people's favorite players. Please fill in the blanks with the appropriate ATP or WTA tour player in the statements below. LIKES I will cut you if you talk smack about Nicole Vaidisova and her attitude! Serena Williams has the best forehand in the biz. Lindsay Davenport's backhand mechanics are so beautiful, I am reduced to tears when watching them play. Venus Williams on grass sure has a wicked serve. I model my own tennis game after Ana Ivanovic Ana Ivanovic & Novak Djokovic are the best players to never win a Slam--YET. My favorite obscure player is Elena Dementieva and her crazy serve! DISLIKES I've you're talking smack about Maria Sharapova, make sure I know about it so I can join in! Andy Murray is the whiniest player on either tour. Francesca Schiavone and Jan Michael Gambill have the ugliest games in the known tennis world. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....where I am I? I must have dozed off, as I was watching any men's match in a best 3 of 5 match play. Maria Sharapova & Rafa's pre-serve rituals are irritating and distracting. Amelie Mauresmo bugs me for no particular reason. LUSTS If I were playing strip poker with three tennis players of my choice, they would be Andy Roddick, Novak Djokovic and Marat Safin! YUMMM! However, I would gouge out my eyes if I saw Tsvetana Pironkova naked. I would consider going gay/straight for... well, I don't think I could bring myself to do this one! lol, if I had to pick, it would be Kournikova MISCELLANY If I were in the club getting crunk with tennis player, my posse would consist of Serena Williams, Tatiana Golovin, & Ana Ivanovic Andy Roddick would make the best conversationalist cuz he always has the best press conferences! Andy Murray is the player most like to end up in prison, while Wacky Patty may one day end up in an insane asylum.
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