[gennickO]

What a GREAT idea JT. Here are my answers:

LIKES

I will cut you if you talk smack about Croatia or Serbia.

Roger Federer has the best forehand in the biz.

Ivan Ljubicic's backhand mechanics are so beautiful, I am reduced to tears when watching them play.

Ivo Karlovic sure has a wicked serve.

I model my own tennis game after Ivan Ljubicic.

Novak Djokovicis the best player to never win a Slam--YET.

My favorite obscure player is Janko Tipsarevic

DISLIKES

I've you're talking smack about Maria Sharapova, make sure I know about it so I can join in!

Serena Williams is the whiniest player on either tour.

Ivo Karlovic has the ugliest game in the known tennis world.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....where I am I? I must have dozed off, as I was watching Andy Roddick play.

Rafael Nadal's pre-serve ritual is irritating and distracting.

Justine Henin bugs me for no particular reason.


LUSTS

If I were playing strip poker with three tennis players of my choice, they would be Ana Ivanovic, Jelena Jankovic and Elena Vesnina.

However, I would gouge out my eyes if I saw Dominik Hrbaty naked.

I would consider going gay/straight for Tommy Haas.

MISCELLANY

If I were in the club getting crunk with tennis players, my posse would consist of Ana Ivanovic, Mario Ancic and Olivier Rochus (so SOMEONE would be shorter than me XD).

Roger Federerwould make the best conversationalist.

Lleyton Hewitt is the player most like to end up in prison, while Marat Safin may one day end up in an insane asylum.