[MaickiP]

LIKES

I will cut you if you talk smack about Clijsters.

Federer has the best forehand in the biz.

Mauresmo's backhand mechanics are so beautiful, I am reduced to tears when watching them play.

Serena sure has a wicked serve.

I model my own tennis game after Hewitt.

Petrova is the best player to never win a Slam--YET.

My favorite obscure player is Likhovtseva.

DISLIKES

I've you're talking smack about Roddick, make sure I know about it so I can join in!

Roddick is the whiniest player on either tour. (hence my last answer)

Santangelo has the ugliest game in the known tennis world.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....where I am I? I must have dozed off, as I was watching Karlovic play.

Djokovic's pre-serve ritual is irritating and distracting.

Blake (just a little, though) bugs me for no particular reason.


LUSTS

If I were playing strip poker with three tennis players of my choice, they would be Dementieva, Kournikova, and ...


However, I would gouge out my eyes if I saw Bartoli naked.

I would consider going gay for Tursunov.

MISCELLANY

If I were in the club getting crunk with tennis player, my posse would consist of Tursunov, Clijsters, and Agassi.

Agassi would make the best conversationalist.

Kiefer is the player most like to end up in prison, while Safin may one day end up in an insane asylum.