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LIKES

I will cut you if you talk smack about Venus Williams and Roger Federer.

Roger Federer has the best forehand in the biz.

Roger Federer's backhand mechanics are so beautiful, I am reduced to tears when watching them play.

Serena Williams sure has a wicked serve.

I model my own tennis game after NO ONE cuz I don't play

David Nalbandian is the best player to never win a Slam--YET.

My favorite obscure player is Maria Kirelenko (if you can call her that) and Younes El Aynaoui


DISLIKES

I've you're talking smack about Justine and HFPY make sure I know about it so I can join in!

Andy Murray is the whiniest player on either tour.

Andy Roddick has the ugliest game in the known tennis world.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....where I am I? I must have dozed off, as I was watching Maria Sharapova beat up on some obscure player.

Rafael Nadal's pre-serve ritual is irritating and distracting.

Jelena Jankovic on court antics and padded bra bugs me for no particular reason.


LUSTS

If I were playing strip poker with three tennis players of my choice, they would be Juan Carlos Ferrero cuz he's HOTTTT, Carlos Moya, Felicano Lopez and Fernando Gonzalez (Shaved of course).

However, I would gouge out my eyes if I saw Andy Murray naked.

I would consider going gay/straight for Venus Williams, Maria Kirilenko, Elena Dementieva and Maria Sharpova's body only (now that she has on some weight) LOVE Legs.

MISCELLANY

If I were in the club getting crunk with tennis player, my posse would consist of Dmitry Tursunov, Venus Williams, and Marat Safin.

Dmitry Tursunov and Venus Willimas would make the best conversationalists.

Jennifer Capriati (oops been there) is the player most like to end up in prison, while Whacky Patty walking the white mile may one day end up in an insane asylum.

Foxy