The List 1) Nnamdi Asomugha - Dolphins 2) Donovan McNabb - Redskins 3) Kevin Kolb - Philly 4) Mark Herzlich - 49ers 5) Kyle Orton - Denver 6) Santonio Holmes - Jets 7) Johnathon Joseph - Philly 8) Tyson Clabo - Atlanta 9) Cullen Jenkins - Redskins 10) Plaxico Burress - Bears 11) Tiki Barber - Nobody 12) Brett Favre - Nobody 13) Ahmad Bradshaw - Giants 14) Braylon Edwards - Rams 15) Reggie Bush - Saints 16) Albert Haynesworth - Bears 17) Carson Palmer - Dolphins 18) Matt Hasselbeck - Seattle 19) Ray Edwards - Nobody 20) Charles Johnson - Atlanta A nice "Bears sign a couple of douchebags in attempt to make another run" offseason.